A WAY OUT.: Depressed? Sad? Lonely? Eat beets. Beets will be there for you, your best friend and confidant. beeeets.
CRUNCY OCEAN HAIR: bogo on ocean hair treatments. Leave the
salon looking like you just stepped out of the ocean, sand included!
TAPEWORM: We have a tapeworm support group here, it's hungry, please come.
CRANKED: You know those days where everyone is just the worst? Tomorrow is going to be that day...unless we smile!
CALLIGRAPHY: Enroll your children to learn the art of fancy writing! Make the future fancier!
PLASTIC TOYS: Are only permitted on 2nd and 4th floors. Pls respect "plastic free zones" and their boundaries.
EGGS & GHOSTS: However you choose to celebrate - Happy Pagan Spring Fertility Ritual! from all of us at The CenTre.
MAGIC MOMENT: Just now in Coffee Lounge. You: black bob, ruby lips. Me: blushing and coughing. Was there a spark?
NOT COOL!!: Hey, 'Guy Who Brings A Guitar To A Party' - really didn't appreciate you showing up at my Bubby's Shiva. "Wonderwall"!? NOT COOL.
'CRACKER' PHONE HOME: Christina, this is your mother. Your father and I saw your interview and we're VERY worried. Please call home!!!
BOOK SALE: Short Short Stories remainders: "Kitty", "Ice Cream", "The Volcano Trilogy", all titles 49 cents.
CASH 4 GAS: Sound Stylists are recording gurgling bellies for upcoming zombie flick sfx.
ADOBO: New caterers "Adobotown" will adobo anything you want to eat!
EASY: Noone said it was easy.. so we will! Keep going everyone, everything is easy :)
GIGGLEFEST: We are celebrating earth hour with a party called "laying in the dark
and giggling" we will lay in the dark and giggle.
WEAK MOON: We will be advertising weaknesses in the next full moon. Start your weakness lists now to prep.
SEXY THREAT: Ain't nobody seen what I can do... You gonna see it, and you gonna see it well.
BLOOD DONORS: The clinic will be fast this year we promise. No big mix ups like last year. pls come.
UKELELE CLUB IS DEAD: Fuck all of you. Especially Carla.
CELL PHONE: Dropped mine in one of the unisex bathroom toilets, anyone got a spare? Leave in public cubby.