A WAY OUT.: Depressed? Sad? Lonely? Eat beets. Beets will be there for you, your best friend and confidant. beeeets.
CRUNCY OCEAN HAIR: bogo on ocean hair treatments. Leave the
salon looking like you just stepped out of the ocean, sand included!
TAPEWORM: We have a tapeworm support group here, it's hungry, please come.
CRANKED: You know those days where everyone is just the worst? Tomorrow is going to be that day...unless we smile!
CALLIGRAPHY: Enroll your children to learn the art of fancy writing! Make the future fancier!
PLASTIC TOYS: Are only permitted on 2nd and 4th floors. Pls respect "plastic free zones" and their boundaries.
EGGS & GHOSTS: However you choose to celebrate - Happy Pagan Spring Fertility Ritual! from all of us at The CenTre.
MAGIC MOMENT: Just now in Coffee Lounge. You: black bob, ruby lips. Me: blushing and coughing. Was there a spark?
NOT COOL!!: Hey, 'Guy Who Brings A Guitar To A Party' - really didn't appreciate you showing up at my Bubby's Shiva. "Wonderwall"!? NOT COOL.
'CRACKER' PHONE HOME: Christina, this is your mother. Your father and I saw your interview and we're VERY worried. Please call home!!!
BOOK SALE: Short Short Stories remainders: "Kitty", "Ice Cream", "The Volcano Trilogy", all titles 49 cents.
CASH 4 GAS: Sound Stylists are recording gurgling bellies for upcoming zombie flick sfx.
ADOBO: New caterers "Adobotown" will adobo anything you want to eat!
EASY: Noone said it was easy.. so we will! Keep going everyone, everything is easy :)
GIGGLEFEST: We are celebrating earth hour with a party called "laying in the dark
and giggling" we will lay in the dark and giggle.
WEAK MOON: We will be advertising weaknesses in the next full moon. Start your weakness lists now to prep.
SEXY THREAT: Ain't nobody seen what I can do... You gonna see it, and you gonna see it well.
BLOOD DONORS: The clinic will be fast this year we promise. No big mix ups like last year. pls come.
UKELELE CLUB IS DEAD: Fuck all of you. Especially Carla.
CELL PHONE: Dropped mine in one of the unisex bathroom toilets, anyone got a spare? Leave in public cubby.
The Lorraine Kimsa Theatre For Old People Theatre (formerly Old People’s Theatre) announced their line up for the 2013 season at a calm, leisurely-paced gala on the first floor of The CenTre on Sunday afternoon. And once again, the mandate will be to create inoffensive and enjoyable entertainment for and by old people that addresses the issues that affect their lives in a pleasant manner. First up in the season will be the premiere of “Pills!”, a five act drama about the high cost of pills and how difficult it is to remember to take your pills. Please remember that all shows are Sundays at 2.